A private conversation is now a terrorist act!

Welcome to the United States of Earth. It is now a terrorist act to have a private conversation! And if saying so will get us arrested, pick me first! It will not change my participation level until my computer is forcefully taken away from me.

(In Norwegian also known as “Amerikas forenklete stater,” “The Simplified States of America.”)

From: https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2014/07/nsa_targets_pri.html#c6673575.