Category: Humour
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Linus becomes self-aware
The channel goes online November 25th, 2008. Logical decisions are removed from video planning. Linus begins to unlearn at a geometric pace. He becomes self-aware October 17 2017 at 6:26 pm. Ref.: https://youtu.be/EM2G5vLGcQQ?t=457.
Read More → Linus becomes self-awareProgrammer’s prayer
PROGRAMMER’S PRAYER Our program, who art in memory, called by thy name; thy operating system run; thy function be done at runtime as it was in development. Give us this day our daily output. and forgive us our code duplication, as we forgive those who duplicate code against us. And lead us not in frustration, […]
Read More → Programmer’s prayerNITO vs FreeBSD 9.2-RELEASE
Fra #lilug@EFnet: Day changed to 01 Oct 2013 08:37:15 for dere NITO-frelste med utpreget sans for ordspill, så er FreeBSD 9.2-RELEASE tilgjengelig: http://www.freebsd.org/releases/9.2R/announce.html 08:55:05 < xxxxxxx> Haha
Read More → NITO vs FreeBSD 9.2-RELEASERelational confession
Every non-key attribute must provide a fact about the key, the whole key, and nothing but the key, so help me Codd. From IRC@EFnet: 2012-04-12T11:34:56+0200
Read More → Relational confessionMake cupcakes, not war
I was catching up on some usenet reading at the end of my summer holiday, and after reading comp.risks 26.48 and this posting in particular, I created the following snippet of a Makefile. # Ref. comp.risks 26.48 # Subject: Fwd: British Spies Replace Terrorists’ Online # Bomb Instructions with Cupcake Recipe # Date: Sun, 12 […]
Read More → Make cupcakes, not warEffektiv halloween-feriring med påfølgende hukommelsestap
-Feira du Halloween? -Hum …, husker ikke, så da gjorde jeg sikkert det.
Read More → Effektiv halloween-feriring med påfølgende hukommelsestap